Aphorisms by author: Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Are naked women intelligent?
By theme : Humor Wit
It is unhealthy to live. He who lives, dies.
By theme : Humor Life Wit
Love of one`s country recognizes no frontiers... of other countries.
By theme : Humor Patriotism Wit
The weakest link in the chain is also the strongest. It can break the chain.
By theme : Humor Wit
Can we rework the calendar so that we don`t have to live in the twentieth century?
By theme : Humor Wit
Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate?
By theme : Humor Wit
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
By theme : Humor
Many of my friends became my enemies, many enemies become friends - only those who never cared either way remained constant.
By theme : Friendship Humor
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
By theme : Humor Old Wit Youth
Optimists and pessimists differ only on the date of the end of the world.
By theme : Humor Wit
An error becomes an error when born as truth.
By theme : Truth Wit
Beyond each corner new directions lie in wait.
By theme : Humor Wit
Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
By theme : Humor Religion Wit
Don`t allow the imposition of the liberty of speech before having the liberty of thought.
By theme : Liberty Wit
Be yourself. A horse without the lancer is still a horse; a lancer without the horse is just a man.
By theme : Wit
Even a word can be a gag.
By theme : Politics Wit
The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles mine.
By theme : Wit
Tell me whom you sleep with and I shall tell you whom you dream of.
By theme : Wit
Do I have no soul as punishment for not believing in the soul?
By theme : Religion Wit
Watch out you don`t get crushed under somebody else`s wheel of fortune.
By theme : Humor Wit
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