Aphorisms by author: Ogden Nash

A husband is a guy who tells you when you`ve got on too much lipstick.
By theme : Humor Husband Wife Wit
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
By theme : Men Relations Women
I`m old enough to know better but I`m still too young to care.
By theme : Knowledge Life
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
By theme : Men Women
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
By theme : Humor Old
Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
By theme : Life Old Wisdom
Middle age is when you`ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
By theme : Humor Old
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all.
By theme : Conscience Happiness
Too clever is dumb.
By theme : Behavior Psychology
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
By theme : Wit Society Work
If you don`t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won`t have to work.
By theme : Behavior Money
God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.
By theme : Humor Wit
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
By theme : Humor Marriage Relations Wit
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
By theme : Reason Women
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
By theme : Relations Society
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