Aphorisms by author: Zsa Zsa Gabor

For a smart woman a man is not a problem, for a smart woman a man is a solution.
By theme : Men Wit Women
I want a man who`s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
By theme : Humor Wit
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
By theme : Husband Wit
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
By theme : Marriage Wit
Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.
By theme : Husband Wit
I call everyone `Darling` because I can`t remember their names.
By theme : Humor Wit
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
By theme : Cynicism Marriage Wit
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
By theme : Humor Love Marriage Men
Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
By theme : Humor Marriage Wit
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
By theme : Humor Relations Women
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
By theme : Hatred Humor Relations Women
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