Aphorisms by author: Laurence Johnston Peter

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
By theme : Behavior Thought
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
By theme : Wit
The only problems money can solve are money problems.
By theme : Money Wit
Average age is when you stop criticizing the old and start criticizing the young.
By theme : Old Wit Youth
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
By theme : Humor Wit
Speak when you are angry - and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret.
By theme : Behavior
There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience.
By theme : Education Wit
Everyone rises to his level of incompetence.
By theme : Society
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
By theme : Humor Time Wit
An employee within an organization will advance to his or her level of incompetence and remain there.
By theme : Business Work
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn`t happen today.
By theme : Wit
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
By theme : Democracy Society
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