Aphorisms by author: Fred Allen
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
By theme : Humor Wit
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
By theme : Childhood Humor Wit
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
By theme : Wit
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
By theme : Humor
A gentleman is any man who wouldn`t hit a woman with his hat on.
By theme : Humor Men Women