Aphorisms by author: Dorothy Parker

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
By theme : Humor Wit
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
By theme : Love Wit
Misfortune and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
By theme : Feelings Relations Wit
Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.
By theme : Behavior Relations
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.
By theme : Love Wit
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
By theme : Humor Wit
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".
By theme : Humor Wit
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
By theme : Love
As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
By theme : Society Wealth Wit
There`s a hell of a difference between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
By theme : Wit
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
By theme : Humor Wit
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
By theme : Money Wealth Wit
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
By theme : Humor Wit
I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
By theme : Humor Wit
That woman speaks eight languages and can`t say "no" in any of them.
By theme : Humor Wit Women
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