Aphorisms by author: Kurt Vonnegut

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
By theme : Thought
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.
By theme : History
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
By theme : Behavior Morality
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you`ll look back and realize they were big things.
By theme : Life
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
By theme : Society Wit
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
By theme : Humor Wit
We are what we imagine ourselves to be.
By theme : Psychology Thought Wisdom
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can`t see from the center.
By theme : Psychology Thought
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you`re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
By theme : Behavior
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
By theme : Behavior Feelings
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
By theme : Behavior Psychology Wisdom
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
By theme : Humor Psychology
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
By theme : Humor Lie Wit
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