Aphorisms by theme: Men

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn`t commit when he had the opportunity.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Wit
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Relations Wit Women
Can man or woman choose duties? No more than they can choose their birthplace, or their father and mother.

George Eliot

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By theme : Men Relations Women
A man`s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Wit
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he`ll come purring at your feet.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Relations Wit
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Love Men Relations Women
When I say that I know women, I mean that I know that I don`t know them. Every single woman I ever knew is a puzzle to me, as I have no doubt she is to herself.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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By theme : Men Women
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

Rudyard Kipling

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By theme : Men Relations Women
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence, which could support this.

Bertrand Russell

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By theme : Men Reason Thought
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Love Men Relations Women
Men always want to be a woman`s first love - women like to be a man`s last romance.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Love Men Relations Women
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Relations Women
Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

Nicolas de Chamfort

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Humor Love Marriage Men
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Relations Wit
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.

Philip Chesterfield

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By theme : Behavior Men Relations Women
Men have broad and large chests, and small narrow hips, and more understanding than women, who have but small and narrow breasts, and broad hips, to the end they should remain at home, sit still, keep house, and bear and bring up children.

Martin Luther

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By theme : Men Women
There is only one thing to do for a man who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Men Money Wit Women
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Marriage Men Relations
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Happiness Love Men
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