Aphorisms by theme: Wit

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

Voltaire

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Are naked women intelligent?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright

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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard

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OK, so what`s the speed of dark?

Steven Wright

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True love is not what stands many years of separation, but the one which withstands many years of intimacy.

Helen Rowland

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If people only made prudent marriages, what a stop to population there would be!

William Makepeace Thackeray

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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Woody Allen

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Oscar Wilde

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We don`t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw

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To you I`m an atheist, but for God I`m a constructive opposition.

Woody Allen

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Only fools and charlatans know and understand everything.

Anton Chekhov

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Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.

Voltaire

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Oscar Wilde

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Woman begins by resisting a man`s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde

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Beware of women who do not hide their age. A woman who reveals her age is capable of anything.

Oscar Wilde

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The perfect love affair is one, which is conducted entirely by post.

George Bernard Shaw

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Most women are so artificial that art leaves them indifferent.

Oscar Wilde

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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

George Bernard Shaw

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