Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Men Wit Women
We don`t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Wit
To you I`m an atheist, but for God I`m a constructive opposition.

Woody Allen

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By theme : Humor Wit
Only fools and charlatans know and understand everything.

Anton Chekhov

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By theme : Thought Wit
Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.

Voltaire

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By theme : Psychology Wit
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Life Wit
Woman begins by resisting a man`s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Wit Women
Beware of women who do not hide their age. A woman who reveals her age is capable of anything.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
The perfect love affair is one, which is conducted entirely by post.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Love Wit
Most women are so artificial that art leaves them indifferent.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Art Wit Women
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

George Bernard Shaw

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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Wit
A thing is not necessarily right because a man dies for it.

Oscar Wilde

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Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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By theme : Love Wit Women
A man`s face is his autobiography. A woman`s face is her work of fiction.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Men Wit Women
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Dorothy Parker

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By theme : Humor Wit
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.

Ambrose Bierce

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By theme : Egoism Humor Wit
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Men Wit
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen

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By theme : Humor Wit
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