Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.

Oscar Wilde

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Sometimes I think and sometimes I am.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Philosophy Thought Wit
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen

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In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of citizens to give it to the other.

Voltaire

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By theme : Money Politics State Wit
I`m only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Wit
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

Samuel Butler

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By theme : Life Wit
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Kin Hubbard

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He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.

Henry Louis Mencken

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The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

Mark Twain

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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.

Denis Diderot

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Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Henry Louis Mencken

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores.

Moliere

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We drink one another`s health and spoil our own.

Jerome K. Jerome

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By theme : Health Humor Wit
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.

Edgar Watson Howe

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In cheerful souls there is no wit. Wit shows a disturbance of the equipoise.

Novalis

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Success covers a multitude of blunders.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce

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It is a sad thing when men have neither wit to speak well nor judgment to hold their tongues.

Jean de La Bruyere

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