Aphorisms by theme: Wit

What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Wealth Wit
Flattery is all right if you don`t inhale.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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By theme : Humor Wit
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
When you enjoy loving your neighbor it ceases to be a virtue.

Kahlil Gibran

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
A nickname is the hardest stone that the devil can throw at a man.

William Hazlitt

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By theme : Humor Wit
A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.

Washington Irving

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By theme : Psychology Wisdom Wit
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Old Stupidity Wit Youth
Many a man`s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Character Humor Wit
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Education Humor Wit
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Wit
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Wit
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.

Samuel Butler

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By theme : History Wit
The man who ain`t got an enemy is really poor.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Relations Wit
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Wit
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Humor Psychology Wit
There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man`s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
The idea that the sole aim of punishment is to prevent crime is obviously grounded upon the theory that crime can be prevented, which is almost as dubious as the notion that poverty can be prevented.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
A man`s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms, which are seldom vacant.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Wit Women
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them, women will forgive them anything, even their gigantic intellects.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Men Wit Women
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