Aphorisms by theme: Wit

I`d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

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By theme : Humor Wealth Wit
The human race has improved everything, but the human race.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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By theme : Humor Wit
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

Bertolt Brecht

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Husband Wit
Every woman knows all about everything.

Rudyard Kipling

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By theme : Wit Women
Who will watch the watchmen?

Decimus Junius Juvenal

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By theme : Society State Wit
An error becomes an error when born as truth.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Truth Wit
It is among uneducated women that we may look for the most confirmed gossips. Goethe tells us there is nothing more frightful than bustling ignorance.

Nicolas de Chamfort

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By theme : Education Wit Women
Wit is a dangerous weapon even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly.

Michel de Montaigne

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By theme : Reason Wit
If you take temptations into account, who is to say that he is better than his neighbor?

William Makepeace Thackeray

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By theme : Feelings Wit
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman`s greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn`t want her.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Wit Women
You live only once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

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By theme : Life Wit
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.

Dorothy Parker

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By theme : Love Wit
It would be next to impossible to discover a handsome woman who was not also a vain woman.

Joseph Joubert

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By theme : Beauty Wit Women
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

Abraham Lincoln

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By theme : Society Wit
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

Victor Hugo

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By theme : Wit
Wit is that which has been often thought, but never before was well expressed.

Samuel Johnson

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By theme : Thought Wit
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Samuel Butler

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By theme : Wit
Classic: a book people praise but don`t read.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Wit
You can never get enough of what you don`t need to make you happy.

Eric Hoffer

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By theme : Happiness Wit
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