Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Winter is not a season, it`s an occupation.

Sinclair Lewis

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By theme : Wit Work
It does not take much strength to do things, but it requires great strength to decide on what to do.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Cynic: A blackguard who sees things as they are, not as they should be.

Ambrose Bierce

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By theme : Cynicism Humor Wit
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

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By theme : Humor Wit
Sex is emotion in motion.

Mae West

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By theme : Feelings Humor Wit
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

Henry Brooks Adams

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By theme : Politics Wit
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Fashion Wit
A cat has nine lives and a woman has nine cats` lives.

Thomas Fuller

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By theme : Wit Women
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they`re married.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Marriage Wit
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Edgar Watson Howe

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A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Men Old Wit Youth
Language was invented to ask questions.

Eric Hoffer

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Power corrupts, but lack of power corrupts absolutely.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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By theme : Morality Politics Wit
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Life Wit
Legend - a lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Henry Louis Mencken

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A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

Moliere

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By theme : Husband Wit
Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Religion Wit
Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Love Marriage Wit Women
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom, which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Wit Women
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Happiness Humor Wit
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