Aphorisms by theme: Wit

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

Aristotle

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A war is not won if the defeated enemy has not been turned into a friend.

Eric Hoffer

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The man who says "I may be wrong, but -" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Kin Hubbard

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Poverty is the test of civility and the touchstone of friendship.

William Hazlitt

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Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Whenever man commits a crime heaven finds a witness.

Edward George Bulwer - Lytton

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A man`s library is a sort of harem.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It is never too late to be what you might have been.

George Eliot

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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife.

Edgar Watson Howe

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In religion and politics people`s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand and without examination.

Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

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In human affairs, the best stimulus for running ahead is to have something we must run from.

Eric Hoffer

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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

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It is a grave mistake to combine disarmament with peace.

Winston Churchill

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Actors are the only honest hypocrites.

William Hazlitt

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Henry Fielding

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Curiosity is one of the forms of feminine bravery.

Victor Hugo

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Don`t allow the imposition of the liberty of speech before having the liberty of thought.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

George Orwell

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