Aphorisms by theme: Wit

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Marriage Wit
There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience.

Laurence Johnston Peter

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By theme : Education Wit
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Stephen Leacock

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By theme : Business Money Wit
We can refute assertions, but who can refute silence?

Charles Dickens

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By theme : Philosophy Wit
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Wit Women
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

William Hazlitt

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By theme : Relations Wit
Conscience warns us as a friend before it punishes as a judge.

Stanislaus Leszczynski

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By theme : Conscience Psychology Wit
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Wisdom Wit
When you`re arguing with a fool, make sure he isn`t doing the same thing.

Ambrose Bierce

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By theme : Stupidity Wit
It is often easier to fight for one`s principles than to live up to them.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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By theme : Behavior Society Wit
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Wit
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don`t have it.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Cynicism Wit
The man, who doesn`t read good books, has no advantage over the man who can`t read them.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Knowledge Wit
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Democracy Wit
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Relations Wit
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn`t make the mistake of trying to get together.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Behavior Wit
As society advances the standard of poverty rises.

Dorothy Parker

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By theme : Society Wealth Wit
A conscience without God is like a court without a judge.

Alphonse de Lamartine

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By theme : Conscience Philosophy Wit
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.

Thomas Fuller

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Home is the girl`s prison and the woman`s workhouse.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Wit Women
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