Aphorisms by theme: Wit

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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By theme : Love Wisdom Wit
Be yourself. A horse without the lancer is still a horse; a lancer without the horse is just a man.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Wit
Even a word can be a gag.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Politics Wit
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Relations Wit
Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Husband Wit
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Business Wit
The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles mine.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Wit
A wife is a gift bestowed upon man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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By theme : Wife Wit
Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Love Wit
To love early and marry late is to hear a lark singing at dawn, and at night to eat it roasted for supper.

Jean Paul Richter

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By theme : Love Marriage Wit
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what he finds in us.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Wit
Tell me whom you sleep with and I shall tell you whom you dream of.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Elbert Hubbard

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Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : Education Wit
Do I have no soul as punishment for not believing in the soul?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Religion Wit
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer.

Henry Kissinger

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Watch out you don`t get crushed under somebody else`s wheel of fortune.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Wit Women
I like restraint, if it doesn`t go too far.

Mae West

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By theme : Humor Relations Wit
You have to decide even to hesitate.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
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