Aphorisms by theme: Wit

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.

Ambrose Bierce

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By theme : Egoism Humor Wit
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Men Wit
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen

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Martyrdom is the only way to become famous without having any chances for that.

George Bernard Shaw

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The only problem with having nothing to do is you can`t stop and rest.

Franklin Pierce Jones

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Girls and women are like red foxes - they are as weak and as crafty.

Ambrose Bierce

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By theme : Wit Women
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Dorothy Parker

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The difference between news and gossip lies in whether you raise your voice or lower it.

Franklin Pierce Jones

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A man can`t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Men Wit
Money may not buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Francoise Sagan

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When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.

Steven Wright

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A thief believes everybody steals.

Edgar Watson Howe

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War is much too serious a thing to be left to military men.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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By theme : Wit War
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Wisdom Wit
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

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By theme : Science Wit Love
History is the science of what never happens twice.

Paul Valery

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A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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It is unhealthy to live. He who lives, dies.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Life Wit
Wishes father thought, but they don`t breed evidence.

John Galsworthy

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