Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Can you imagine the woman who would let her lover tell her tales for 1001 nights?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Men Relations Wit Women
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Men Wit
A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Psychology Wit
The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
There are three rules for writing a novel; unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

William Somerset Maugham

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By theme : Humor Wit Art Creativity
Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

Moliere

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By theme : Wit Art Creativity
God created man because he was so disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit Creativity
Man - a creature made at the end of the week`s work when God was tired.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit Religion Creativity
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

William Somerset Maugham

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By theme : Humor Wit Art Creativity
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : Wit Art Creativity
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

John Osborne

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By theme : Wit Feelings Creativity
No man can understand why a woman shouldn`t prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Marcel Achard

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By theme : Behavior Men Wit Women
What keeps us on this globe except force of gravity?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
There is only one thing in the world that is worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Relations Wit
If vices were profitable, the virtuous man would be the sinner.

Francis Bacon

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By theme : Vice Wit
Life`s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Wilson Mizner

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By theme : Life Wit
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Life Wit
The older I get, the better I was.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Old Wit
There is nothing so unready as readiness of wit.

Antoine de Rivarol

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By theme : Behavior Wit
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

Laurence Johnston Peter

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By theme : Humor Time Wit
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