Aphorisms by theme: Wit

If you haven`t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven`t seen her smile her prettiest.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Behavior Wife Wit
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Humor Wit
I prefer the sign NO ENTRY to the one that says NO EXIT.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
Morality is either a social contract or you have to pay cash.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Morality Wit
It is easier to stay out than get out.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

Agatha Christie

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By theme : Humor Wit
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.

Henry Louis Mencken

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The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Philosophy Wisdom Wit
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Marriage Morality Wit
Many who tried to enlighten were hanged from the lamppost.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Politics Society Wit
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

Dwight David Eisenhower

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Politics Society Wit
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn`t a sign that they "don`t understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Relations Wit Women
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Happiness Marriage Men Wit
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Happiness Love Men Wit Women
There`s a hell of a difference between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker

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I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.

Oscar Wilde

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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn`t commit when he had the opportunity.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Wit
It is possible to make jam from dreams. All you have to add is fruit and sugar.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
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