Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
I`ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Life Wit
You can pretend to be serious; you can`t pretend to be witty.

Sacha Guitry

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By theme : Behavior Wit
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Relations Wit Women
Atheism is the last word of theism.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Religion Wit
In some lands exile is the greatest punishment; in others, the greatest humanitarians should fight for it.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Politics Society Wit
A man`s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Wit
Don`t be a snob. Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
It`s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what`s required.

Winston Churchill

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By theme : Humor Wit
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Politics Society Wit
Wit is educated insolence.

Aristotle

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By theme : Wit
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he`ll come purring at your feet.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Men Relations Wit
I call everyone `Darling` because I can`t remember their names.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Humor Wit
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Marriage Religion Wit
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Marriage Wit
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, December, August, and February.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Business Wit
We`d all like to vote for the best man but he`s never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Democracy Politics Wit
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

George Santayana

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By theme : Death Life Wit
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Cynicism Marriage Wit
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