Aphorisms by theme: Wit

The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

Helen Rowland

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When you take stuff from one writer it`s plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it`s research.

Wilson Mizner

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Mark Twain

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Dorothy Parker

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Don`t tell your dreams. What if the Freudists come to power?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.

Moliere

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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

George Bernard Shaw

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can`t resist it.

Mae West

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Truth will always be naked, even when turned out in the latest fashion.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Helen Rowland

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Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.

George Bernard Shaw

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In America, anyone can become president. That`s one of the risks you take.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Voltaire

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker

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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it`s their fault.

Henry Kissinger

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There is only one thing to do for a man who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Edgar Watson Howe

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If the art of conversation stood a little higher we would have a lower birthrate.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker

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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one`s hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen

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