Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Religion Wit
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Behavior Humor Truth Wit
In the world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Cynicism Life Wit
Don`t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn`t start a conversation if it didn`t change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Happiness Humor Men Wealth Wit
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Marriage Wit
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Jules Renard

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By theme : Love Wit
I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.

Samuel Johnson

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By theme : Humor Relations Wit Women
There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Education Humor Wit
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Morality Wit
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Common sense is not so common.

Voltaire

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By theme : Wit
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Men Relations Wit Women
One should forgive one`s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Don`t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can`t wear in the evening.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit Women
In love, somehow, a man`s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
There`s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn`t tell you about it?

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Science Wit
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