Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Behavior Psychology Wisdom Wit
The hardest task in a girl`s life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Wit Women
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Psychology Relations Wit
On every summit you are on the brink of an abyss.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Behavior Psychology Wit
Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Humor Marriage Wit
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Humor Wit
You cannot pretend freedom!

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Liberty Politics Psychology Society Wit
Who will guard the guards themselves?

Decimus Junius Juvenal

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By theme : Wisdom Wit
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Mae West

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.

Marcel Achard

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By theme : Wisdom Wit
It isn`t enough for you to love money - it`s also necessary that money should love you.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Money Wit
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : Humor Wit
Always do right. This will surprise some people and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
All which is not prose is verse; and all which is not verse is prose.

Moliere

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By theme : Humor Wit
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Stupidity Wit
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Politics Society War Wit
Celebrity is the advantage of being known to people who we don`t know, and who don`t know us.

Nicolas de Chamfort

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By theme : Society Wit
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Truth Wit
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