Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Democracy Humor Love Wit
If you are lonely when you`re alone, you are in bad company.

Jean Paul Sartre

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By theme : Person Psychology Wit
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Ogden Nash

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By theme : Wit Society Work
Man is fatally slow on the uptake; it always takes him until the next generation to understand what`s going on.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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By theme : Politics Wit
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart`s desire. The other is to get it.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Life Wit
We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us.

Joseph Addison

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
I believe I`ve found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It`s us.

Konrad Lorenz

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By theme : Humor Wit
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Wit
I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Love Wit
The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Religion Wit
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Person Reason Wit
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I`ve done it a thousand times.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Person Wit
The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

Sacha Guitry

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By theme : Knowledge Wit
There are moments when everything goes well, but don`t be frightened, it won`t last.

Jules Renard

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By theme : Life Wit
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I`ve never tried before.

Mae West

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By theme : Evil Humor Wit
The first condition of immortality is death.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Death Humor Wit
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Bertrand Russell

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By theme : Thought Wit
I am not young enough to know everything.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Wit Youth
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