Aphorisms by theme: Wit

The only thing that men and women have in common is that they both prefer the company of men.

Oscar Wilde

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Andre Maurois

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

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By theme : Religion Wit
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Democracy Wit
You can change your faith without changing gods. And vice versa.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Henry Louis Mencken

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What they call `heart` is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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Nothing succeeds so well as success.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Cynicism Humor Wit
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

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If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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By theme : Democracy Humor Politics Wit
What is Chaos? It is the Order destroyed during Creation.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Nature Religion Wit
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.

William Somerset Maugham

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God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.

Ogden Nash

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Always turn to strange gods; they will listen to you out of turn.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.

Dorothy Parker

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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it`s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it`s two hours. That`s relativity.

Albert Einstein

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Wit
Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

George Bernard Shaw

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