Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.

William Somerset Maugham

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By theme : Behavior Humor Life Wisdom Wit
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Mae West

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By theme : Feelings Humor Wit
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Humor Life Religion Wit
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Thomas Carlyle

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By theme : Religion Society Wit
Even the voice of conscience undergoes mutation.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Conscience Humor Wit
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn`t they`d be married too.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Wit Women
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Reason Wit
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle

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By theme : Humor Politics Society Wit
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Society State Wit
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

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By theme : Humor Marriage Relations Wit
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Marcel Achard

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By theme : Humor Love Marriage Wit
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

Albert Einstein

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By theme : Science Society Wit
Many of those who were ahead of their time had to wait for it in not too comfortable quarters.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Politics Psychology Time Wit
A husband is what`s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Husband Marriage Wit
That woman speaks eight languages and can`t say "no" in any of them.

Dorothy Parker

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
Do not walk on the well-trodden path - you may slip.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Humor Stupidity Wit
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Religion Wit
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