Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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By theme : Behavior Wisdom Wit
How should we train memory to learn to forget?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Wit
Silence is the wit of fools.

Anatole France

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By theme : Stupidity Wit
You can do anything with a bayonet except sit on it.

Napoleon I

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By theme : Politics Society State Wit
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Steven Wright

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By theme : Humor War Wit
Just because nobody complains doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill

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By theme : Humor Wit
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I`m not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

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By theme : Stupidity Wit
Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Wit
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Character Wit Women
An enemy is anyone who tells the truth about you.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Truth Wit
We must respect the other fellow`s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Behavior Relations Religion Wit
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don`t like?

Jean Cocteau

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By theme : Cynicism Wit
A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don`t like her daughter to resemble her in.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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By theme : Behavior Psychology Wit Women
A healthy mind never inhabits in a healthy body.

Decimus Junius Juvenal

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By theme : Behavior Psychology Wit
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Nicolas de Chamfort

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By theme : Religion Wit
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

Voltaire

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By theme : Religion Wit
Everyone gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

Gertrude Stein

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By theme : Psychology Wit
To escape criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Behavior Wit
I hate war: it ruins conversation.

Bernard de Fontenelle

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By theme : War Wit
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