Aphorisms by theme: Wit

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Franklin Pierce Jones

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By theme : Humor Wit
Love of one`s country recognizes no frontiers... of other countries.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Patriotism Wit
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Laurence Johnston Peter

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If a woman doesn`t chase a man a little, she doesn`t love him.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Love Men Wit Women
A husband is a guy who tells you when you`ve got on too much lipstick.

Ogden Nash

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By theme : Humor Husband Wife Wit
There`s a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven`t the time to enjoy it.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Health Humor Wit
Fanatic is a person who obstinately and jealously defends the opinion that you do not share.

Ambrose Bierce

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Marriage is not a hinder for those who are able to be happy.

Jean Rostand

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By theme : Happiness Humor Marriage Wit
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Steven Wright

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By theme : Humor Wit
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : Success Wit
When a woman tells you her age, it`s all right to look surprised, but don`t scowl.

Wilson Mizner

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Democracy State Wit
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I`m afraid of widths.

Steven Wright

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Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.

Edgar Watson Howe

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My opinion? Well, I have one opinion in the morning, other opinion after noon, and in the evening I have no opinion at all.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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The music of wedding procession always reminds me of a military march before the final battle.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Humor Marriage Wit
The future is not what it used to be before.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Future Wit
For a smart woman a man is not a problem, for a smart woman a man is a solution.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By theme : Men Wit Women
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.

Kurt Vonnegut

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By theme : Society Wit
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