Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

William Shakespeare

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By theme : Stupidity Wit
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; the cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit
Rivalry is the life of trade and the death of the trader.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit Business
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

Honore de Balzac

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By theme : Love Men Wit Women
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Steven Wright

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By theme : Humor Wit
I believe in the all-seeing eye watching us from above. Unfortunately, this eye is the government.

Woody Allen

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By theme : Humor Wit
Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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By theme : Success Wit
We say that someone occupies an official position, whereas it is the official position that occupies him.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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By theme : Wit
If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another.

Epicurus

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By theme : Relations Wit
In a time of drastic change, it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

Eric Hoffer

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By theme : Humor Thought Wit
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Love Men Wit
Life is just one damned thing after another.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Life Wit
For some women shopping is the only type of sport.

John Galsworthy

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By theme : Wit Women
I have achieved many things because I do not consume my energy in vain. I do not stand if I can sit and I do not sit if I can lie down.

Winston Churchill

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By theme : Humor Wit
All tragedies are finished by a death; all comedies are ended by a marriage.

George Gordon Byron

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By theme : Art Wit
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Envy Love Wit
People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can`t fool the neighbors.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Wit
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Steven Wright

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

Oscar Wilde

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Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.

Mae West

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By theme : Men Wit Women
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