Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Misfortune and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.

Dorothy Parker

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By theme : Feelings Relations Wit
The weakest link in the chain is also the strongest. It can break the chain.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
War: a massacre of people who don`t know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don`t massacre each other.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Wit War
I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.

Henry David Thoreau

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By theme : Humor Wit
Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Society Wit
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

George Gordon Byron

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By theme : Love Marriage Wit
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Stupidity Wit
The diffusion of taste is not the same thing as the improvement of taste.

William Hazlitt

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By theme : Wit
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.

Philip Chesterfield

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By theme : Psychology Thought Wit
The history of the world is the world`s court of justice.

Friedrich von Schiller

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By theme : History Wit
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Steven Wright

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By theme : Humor Thought Wit
If we don`t change direction soon, we`ll end up where we`re going.

Irwin Corey

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By theme : Humor Wit
We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can`t do without.

Jerome K. Jerome

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By theme : Humor Thought Wit
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

Isaac Newton

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By theme : Wisdom Wit
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

Edgar Watson Howe

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By theme : Humor Wit
Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

Alfred Bernhard Nobel

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By theme : Business Society Wit
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Humor Wit
After enlightenment, the laundry.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Humor Wit
Support bacteria - they`re the only culture some people have.

Steven Wright

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By theme : Culture Humor Wit
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Napoleon I

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By theme : Wit
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