Aphorisms by theme: Wit

Most open minds should be closed for repair.

Wilson Mizner

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.

Henry Louis Mencken

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No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.

Elbert Hubbard

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Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

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Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.

Elbert Hubbard

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We can be absolutely certain only about things we do not understand.

Eric Hoffer

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The less we know the more we suspect.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Steven Wright

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I`m right.

Moliere

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Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

John Paul Getty

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Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

Jerome K. Jerome

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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

Jeremy Bentham

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Half the time men think they are talking business they are wasting time.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Votes should be weighed, not counted!

Friedrich von Schiller

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When one sees one of the romantic creatures before him he imagines he is looking at some holy being, so wonderful that its one breath could dissolve him in a sea of a thousand charms and delights; but if one looks into the soul - it`s nothing but a common crocodile.

Anton Chekhov

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The mind revolts against certain opinions, as the stomach rejects certain foods.

William Hazlitt

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Experience increases our wisdom but doesn`t reduce our follies.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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When a man makes a woman his wife, it`s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it`s usually the last.

Helen Rowland

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Can we rework the calendar so that we don`t have to live in the twentieth century?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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