Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Are naked women intelligent?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright

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OK, so what`s the speed of dark?

Steven Wright

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True love is not what stands many years of separation, but the one which withstands many years of intimacy.

Helen Rowland

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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Woody Allen

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We don`t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw

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To you I`m an atheist, but for God I`m a constructive opposition.

Woody Allen

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Beware of women who do not hide their age. A woman who reveals her age is capable of anything.

Oscar Wilde

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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Edgar Watson Howe

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Dorothy Parker

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Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.

Ambrose Bierce

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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen

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Martyrdom is the only way to become famous without having any chances for that.

George Bernard Shaw

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Money may not buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Francoise Sagan

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When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.

Steven Wright

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A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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It is unhealthy to live. He who lives, dies.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Steven Wright

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You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright

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