Aphorisms by theme: Humor

A man`s library is a sort of harem.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.

Mark Twain

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor
The classics are only primitive literature. They belong in the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

Stephen Leacock

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor
In religion and politics people`s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand and without examination.

Mark Twain

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
In human affairs, the best stimulus for running ahead is to have something we must run from.

Eric Hoffer

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Actors are the only honest hypocrites.

William Hazlitt

This author aphorisms
By theme : Art Humor Wit
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Henry Fielding

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Watch out you don`t get crushed under somebody else`s wheel of fortune.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have left me.

Anatole France

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Helen Rowland

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Men Wit Women
I like restraint, if it doesn`t go too far.

Mae West

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Relations Wit
You have to decide even to hesitate.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
You have to have a lot of patience to learn patience.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Mae West

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
The fact that he died does not prove that he lived.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Death Humor Life Wit
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Mark Twain

This author aphorisms
By theme : Behavior Humor Relations Wit
America was not discovered by Americans - shame on them.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
A tired exclamation mark is a question mark.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

This author aphorisms
By theme : Humor Wit
Pages:   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23