Aphorisms by theme: Humor

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Helen Rowland

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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
The letter of the law should be included in the alphabet.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Mae West

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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Women
A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Psychology Wit
The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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A beautiful lie? Listen! That`s creativity.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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There are three rules for writing a novel; unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

William Somerset Maugham

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Creativity
God created man because he was so disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit Creativity
Man - a creature made at the end of the week`s work when God was tired.

Mark Twain

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There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

William Somerset Maugham

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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Henry David Thoreau

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What keeps us on this globe except force of gravity?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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You can`t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

Henry Louis Mencken

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I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

Jules Renard

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By theme : Finance Humor Men
Plan for the future, because that is where you are going to spend the rest of your life.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Future Humor Life
The older I get, the better I was.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.

Ogden Nash

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