Aphorisms by theme: Humor

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

Thomas Fuller

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By theme : Humor Husband Relations Wife
I don`t know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn`t.

Jules Renard

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By theme : Humor Religion
In some lands exile is the greatest punishment; in others, the greatest humanitarians should fight for it.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Life
Middle age is when you`ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Ogden Nash

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By theme : Humor Old
Don`t be a snob. Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
It`s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what`s required.

Winston Churchill

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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Behavior Humor Life
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Relations Women
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Evil Humor Money
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Love Relations
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

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By theme : Humor Wisdom
I call everyone `Darling` because I can`t remember their names.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads.

Anatole France

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By theme : Cynicism Humor
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

Helen Rowland

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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o`clock is a scoundrel.

Samuel Johnson

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A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Cynicism Humor Women
When you take stuff from one writer it`s plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it`s research.

Wilson Mizner

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By theme : Humor Wit
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