Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Happiness Humor Men Wealth Wit
I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.

Samuel Johnson

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By theme : Humor Relations Wit Women
There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Wit Women
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Education Humor Wit
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Morality Wit
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Happiness Humor
Divorces are made in heaven.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Humor Marriage Relations
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Don`t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can`t wear in the evening.

Oscar Wilde

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit Women
Woman is at once apple and serpent.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Humor Women
In love, somehow, a man`s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
There`s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn`t tell you about it?

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Science Wit
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Men Women
People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : History Humor Person Wit
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

Mae West

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By theme : Humor Wit
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Finance Humor Wit
Being an optimist after you`ve got everything you want doesn`t count.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one`s wife`s sister`s husband.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Finance Humor Wealth Wit
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice, which is still continued.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Marriage Wit
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