Aphorisms by theme: Humor

We find it easy to believe that praise is sincere: why should anyone lie in telling us the truth?

Jean Rostand

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By theme : Humor Lie Truth Wit
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don`t bite everybody.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Thought Wit
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Kin Hubbard

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You will never win if you never begin.

Helen Rowland

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When a man makes a woman his wife, it`s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it`s usually the last.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Marriage Relations Women
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Cynicism Friendship Humor
The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Men Wit Women
When a fellow says, "It is not the money but the principle of the thing," it`s the money.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Cynicism Humor Money
Nothing so needs reforming as other people`s habits.

Mark Twain

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No man would listen to you talk if he didn`t know it was his turn next.

Edgar Watson Howe

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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Behavior Humor Men Women
When I`m good, I`m very good. But when I`m bad I`m better.

Mae West

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To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

Edgar Watson Howe

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I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

Henry Louis Mencken

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The hardest task in a girl`s life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Wit Women
On every summit you are on the brink of an abyss.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there`s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Henry Kissinger

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By theme : Humor Men Relations Women
A bad cold wouldn`t be so annoying if it weren`t for the advice of our friends.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Friendship Health Humor
Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Humor Wit
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