Aphorisms by theme: Humor

To whom should we marry freedom, to make it multiply?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Liberty
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Mae West

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
It isn`t enough for you to love money - it`s also necessary that money should love you.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Money Wit
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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By theme : Humor Wit
Always do right. This will surprise some people and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
All which is not prose is verse; and all which is not verse is prose.

Moliere

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By theme : Humor Wit
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Stupidity Wit
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Democracy Humor Love Wit
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don`t want, drink what you don`t like, and do what you`d rather not.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Health Humor
Man is fatally slow on the uptake; it always takes him until the next generation to understand what`s going on.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them - sometimes three.

Alexandre Dumas

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By theme : Humor Life Marriage
We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us.

Joseph Addison

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
I believe I`ve found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It`s us.

Konrad Lorenz

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Conscience Humor
Is it a progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Who knows what Columbus might have discovered had America not blocked his way!

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Husband
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Truth
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Health Humor
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