Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

Kurt Vonnegut

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By theme : Humor Psychology
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I`ve done it a thousand times.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I`ve never tried before.

Mae West

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By theme : Evil Humor Wit
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

Henrik Ibsen

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By theme : Behavior Humor Liberty
The first condition of immortality is death.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Death Humor Wit
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Aldous Huxley

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By theme : Humor Person Thought
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Samuel Butler

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By theme : Behavior Humor Society Wit
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Conscience Humor
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found the time to conquer the world.

Heinrich Heine

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By theme : Humor Wit
I`m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Wit
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : History Humor Wit
If clothes make the man, then naked men should have little or no impact on society.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Humor Person Society Wit
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Life
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.

Otto von Bismarck

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By theme : Humor Society Wit
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.

Henry David Thoreau

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A gentleman is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Behavior Humor Men Women
Bottom is bottom, even if it is turned upside down.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
You would be surprised to hear a cow speak English. But believe me, after the tenth time you would resent the fact that it did not have an Oxford accent. Of course, if you could tell the difference.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Women
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
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