Aphorisms by theme: Humor

All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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By theme : Humor Thought
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Democracy Humor State Wit
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Religion Wit
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.

Andre Gide

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By theme : Humor Wisdom Wit
If you do not know his language, you will never understand a foreigner`s silence.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Humor Wit
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman`s punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Helen Rowland

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By theme : Humor Men Wit Women
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.

Kurt Vonnegut

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By theme : Humor Lie Wit
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw

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By theme : Humor Person Wit
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Kin Hubbard

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By theme : Humor Wit
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.

William Somerset Maugham

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By theme : Behavior Humor Life Wisdom Wit
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Mae West

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By theme : Feelings Humor Wit
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly.

Paul Valery

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By theme : Humor Life Religion Wit
Even the voice of conscience undergoes mutation.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Conscience Humor Wit
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wisdom
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn`t they`d be married too.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Marriage Men Wit Women
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Behavior Humor Wit
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle

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By theme : Humor Politics Society Wit
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

Henry Louis Mencken

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By theme : Humor Society State Wit
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Marcel Achard

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By theme : Humor Love Marriage Wit
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