Aphorisms by theme: Humor

A husband is what`s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

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That woman speaks eight languages and can`t say "no" in any of them.

Dorothy Parker

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Do not walk on the well-trodden path - you may slip.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

George Bernard Shaw

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde

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Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Steven Wright

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Just because nobody complains doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill

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An enemy is anyone who tells the truth about you.

Elbert Hubbard

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A gentleman is any man who wouldn`t hit a woman with his hat on.

Fred Allen

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Kin Hubbard

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I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Franklin Pierce Jones

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I`ve been rich and I`ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.

Mae West

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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Stephen Leacock

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