Aphorisms by theme: Humor

The weakest link in the chain is also the strongest. It can break the chain.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.

Henry David Thoreau

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In science read the newest works; in literature, the oldest.

Edward George Bulwer - Lytton

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Steven Wright

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If we don`t change direction soon, we`ll end up where we`re going.

Irwin Corey

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We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can`t do without.

Jerome K. Jerome

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A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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After enlightenment, the laundry.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Support bacteria - they`re the only culture some people have.

Steven Wright

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Most open minds should be closed for repair.

Wilson Mizner

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No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.

Elbert Hubbard

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Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

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Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.

Elbert Hubbard

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We can be absolutely certain only about things we do not understand.

Eric Hoffer

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

George Eliot

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Steven Wright

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I`m right.

Moliere

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Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

John Paul Getty

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