Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

Jerome K. Jerome

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Half the time men think they are talking business they are wasting time.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Can we rework the calendar so that we don`t have to live in the twentieth century?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

Ambrose Bierce

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There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.

Jerome K. Jerome

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I have not failed. I`ve just found 10.000 ways that won`t work.

Thomas A. Edison

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On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.

Henry Louis Mencken

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Mark Twain

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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that`s subtraction.

Mae West

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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

Ambrose Bierce

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Don`t have any more secrets than you can keep yourself.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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All men are children, and if understand that, a woman understands everything.

Coco Chanel

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Drinking, when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

Pierre Auguste Caron de Beaumarchais

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Credit is a system whereby a person who can`t pay gets another person who can`t pay to guarantee that he can pay.

Charles Dickens

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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

Jean Rostand

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Fortune knocks at every man`s door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighbouring saloon and does not hear her.

Mark Twain

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A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

Edgar Watson Howe

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Fred Allen

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It`s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Marcel Achard

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