Aphorisms by theme: Humor

He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.

Henry Louis Mencken

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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.

Henry David Thoreau

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The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

Mark Twain

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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.

Denis Diderot

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Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Henry Louis Mencken

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores.

Moliere

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We drink one another`s health and spoil our own.

Jerome K. Jerome

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The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.

Edgar Watson Howe

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce

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A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Flattery is all right if you don`t inhale.

Adlai E. Stevenson

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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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When you enjoy loving your neighbor it ceases to be a virtue.

Kahlil Gibran

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A nickname is the hardest stone that the devil can throw at a man.

William Hazlitt

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Many a man`s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Elbert Hubbard

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Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Henry Louis Mencken

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