Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Behavior Humor Psychology Wit
There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man`s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Mark Twain

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Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

Elbert Hubbard

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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By theme : Humor Love Wit
The idea that the sole aim of punishment is to prevent crime is obviously grounded upon the theory that crime can be prevented, which is almost as dubious as the notion that poverty can be prevented.

Henry Louis Mencken

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A man`s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms, which are seldom vacant.

Helen Rowland

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In youth we run into difficulties, in old age difficulties run into us.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press`s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

Mark Twain

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What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense of humor.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Many of my friends became my enemies, many enemies become friends - only those who never cared either way remained constant.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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By theme : Friendship Humor
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Mark Twain

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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus and Heaven.

Henry Louis Mencken

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No one knows what true happiness is until they get married but by then, of course, it`s too late.

Samuel Johnson

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Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Philosophy first constructs a scheme of happiness and then tries to fit the world to it.

Henry Louis Mencken

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