Aphorisms by theme: Humor

Theory is when we know everything but nothing works. Praxis is when everything works but we do not know why. We always end up by combining theory with praxis: nothing works and we do not know why.

Albert Einstein

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The man who listens to reason is lost: reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.

George Bernard Shaw

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".

Dorothy Parker

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Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Voltaire

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Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Philip Chesterfield

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It does not take much strength to do things, but it requires great strength to decide on what to do.

Elbert Hubbard

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Cynic: A blackguard who sees things as they are, not as they should be.

Ambrose Bierce

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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

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Sex is emotion in motion.

Mae West

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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they`re married.

Kin Hubbard

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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Edgar Watson Howe

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Language was invented to ask questions.

Eric Hoffer

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Legend - a lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Mark Twain

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Henry Louis Mencken

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The man who says "I may be wrong, but -" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Kin Hubbard

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Poverty is the test of civility and the touchstone of friendship.

William Hazlitt

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

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Whenever man commits a crime heaven finds a witness.

Edward George Bulwer - Lytton

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