Aphorisms of the day

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Henry Louis Mencken

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Humor Men Wit Women
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Humor Wit Women
No one ever became thoroughly bad all at once.

Decimus Junius Juvenal

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Behavior Psychology
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.

Jean Paul Richter

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Love
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Person Thought
Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Relations
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Humor
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

William Shakespeare

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Stupidity Wit
The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh.

Philip Chesterfield

Aphorisms of the author
By theme: Behavior Psychology



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